Thursday, January 22, 2009

Hoopty -n-waiting

Hoopty in Waiting

Look at this. Everybody is trying to get you to buy this 1993 Mercury Tracer. Your girlfriend in the top center square--doing somebody's hair--is saying "you'll look good in it." Grandpa wants you get something comfortable. Look at the cheap ass brother on the bottom row who thinks air conditioning is free.

Trust me: The tow truck ain't free. And when this car broke down at 11pm on 23rd and Lake Shore Drive in the winter of 1994, none of these people were available to help.

2 comments:

Mocha said...

Funniest thing I've read all morning. Love it.

Do we send condolences to you about The Great Car Breakdown of 1994?

Manumitted Negro said...

Mocha, I had the cousin to this car, the Mercury Topaz. And for me it was 57th and Lake Shore Drive in 1990!